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A practical joke on an airport!

The story is about a few friends who went to the airport.
They prepared some official looking papers, which ordered to pick up two persons from the airport. On the airport they added the flightnumber of an airplane that arrived about half an hour before from a far-away destination, from where you could expect unspeakable names.

To add to an official appearance they wore a batch like chauffeurs do and they carried a board showing their company name.

One of these guys went to the airport information desk and told that he had probably missed two persons; he asked whether they could be announced. In the meanwhile the other guy was waiting with a recorder near a loudspeaker. This is the result:

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Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed. I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired. Click to hear the sound
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie. I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody. Click to hear the sound
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost. I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed. Click to hear the sound
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet. Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit. Click to hear the sound
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted. My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard. Click to hear the sound
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee. Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea. Click to hear the sound



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