Signs You've had enough to drink

- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Job interfering with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
- Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
- You can focus better with one eye closed.
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
- You fall off the floor...
- Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
- At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh.
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
- Don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.