Bear in Bar


A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender says,
''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''

The bear replies,
''If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.''

The bartender says,
''Go ahead.''

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer.

The bartender says,
''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.''

''What do mean,'' says the bear.
''I'm not on drugs.''

''Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.''
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