Whiskey Sours

 

A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours,  drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and apprec- iates the business, but is also concerned.

"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""

The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip,  and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions  about our next-door neighbour, so I hung a weight from  the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream."

The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy  another. "So you came home and found cream on the  weight?"

The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says, "It's  worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."

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your name - 11, 05 2008 : booty

hhhh - 14, 01 2009 : lol=-)

henry - 17, 03 2009 : very funny hahhahahah

taco - 17, 04 2009 : i like that joke its very funny :D

cleo - 26, 04 2009 : LUV IT!!!!

jake - 11, 05 2009 : that was lame

sid - 30, 05 2009 : what the hell was that suppost to mean

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : KELLY!

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : wassssssup shawty love

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : nothin much dawwg

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : KENDALL

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : guhhh

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : moose

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : let's go clubbin

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : you're a moose

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : a'ight. i like me a good clubbin

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : your stupid. i'm not taking you. you're uninvited

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : i beg to differ, kendall.. i am most certainly NOT a moose

kelly - 02, 06 2009 :

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : why??? i like to go clubbing!

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : hey kendall

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : guh i'm goin clubbin friday and yes you are indeed a moose

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : kendall...... dont talk to kelly. she uninvited me to go clubbin

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : SQUIRREL

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : ummm

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : DONT GO CLUBBIN W/ KELLY!!

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : hey jessica bff

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : you're a jerk stupid!

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : what do YOU want? univiter??

kelly - 02, 06 2009 :

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : *uninviter

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : to un-uninvite you :D

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : ...idk... i have to ask my grandma if i can go

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : she can come too

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : she's not really a people person

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : she can knit in the car

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : that sounds like kelly and jessica....always clubbin with the old people

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : AHH!! i'll knit w/ her! forget the clubbin!! KNITTING ROCKS MY KNITTED SOCKS!!!

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : that's it

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : un un uninvited

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : fine. i never wanted to go anyways

jessica - 02, 06 2009 :

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : fine then

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : jessica what did i tell you about those knitting circles!

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : thats what i said

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : mr farned = bootylicious

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : Hello. my name is jessica, and i'm a

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : hello. my name is jessica, and i'm a knit-a-holic.

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : mr farned = super f

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : he is supah fine

kelly - 02, 06 2009 :

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : what does the f stand for?

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : idek try to figure it out

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : ...

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : waht does it stand for????

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : fart-smelling? is that it?

kendall - 02, 06 2009 :

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : YES

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : i dont think so

kelly - 02, 06 2009 : knew it

kendall - 02, 06 2009 : gah so slow

jessica - 02, 06 2009 : oh. then i guess it DOES mean fart-smelling

your name - 10, 08 2010 : your comments

your name - 10, 08 2010 : gf

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