Short For Cannot

 


Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?” “Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for ‘cannot.’”

“Very good. And what about ‘don’t’?”

Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority, “is short for ‘doughnut.’”

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your name - 19, 05 2008 : thts perfectic

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