Be My Valentine

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding manstanding at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pinkenvelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle andstarts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man andasks him what he is doing.

The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.