Car Humor

Hopefully, the price of new cars has peaked.Good thing too. I mean most dealers have a showroom and a recovery room as it is.

For an auto mechanic, frustration is having a pound of grease on both hands and no upholstery to wipe them on.

I think a lot of trouble with the new cars is the bucket seats -- not everyone has the same size bucket.

My neighbor bought the car in the first place because of the huge rebates offered.The car's pretty smooth, but the rebate check keeps bouncing.

I don't see the sense of increasing horsepower and top speed in the new cars with traffic the way it is.The other week on an Interstate highway, I had to leave the car twice to make payments