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As we prepare for mother's day we want to honor our mother's who taught us:
LOGIC:"If your fall off that swing and break your neck, You can't go to the store with me."
MEDICINE:"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
TO THINK AHEAD: "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."ESP:"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
TO MEET A CHALLENGE:"What were you thinking?
Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
HUMOR:"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't you come running to me."
BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables,you'll never grow up. WISDOM of AGE:"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
GENETICS:"You're just like your father!"OUR ROOTS:"Do you think you were born in a barn?”
ANTICIPATION:"Just wait until your father gets home."
RECEIVING:You are going to get it when we get home.
JUSTICE:"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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