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A mother may hope that her daughter will get a better husband that she did, but she knows her son will never get as good a wife as his father did.

Proud father to mother as they watched their small son lying on the floor studying by the light from the TV screen."Reminds you of Abe Lincoln, doesn't it?"

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble with Mom .

Garbage is a collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.

Last year I got my wife a mother's day gift that left her speechless.In fact, she didn't speak to me for three weeks.

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yo mama - 29, 10 2009 : cool?

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