The Will

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned inthe will:

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well asgood, I leave her the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me insickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the businessand $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me,and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong.Hi Dan!"