Alabama Version

 

Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS XP with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them little ole plactic discn thangs.

Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

OK = ats aww-right
Cancel = hail no
Reset = awa shoot
Yes = shore
No = Naaaa
Find = hunt-fer it
Go to = over yonder
Back = back yonder
Help = hep me out here
Stop = ternit off
Start = crank it up
Settings = sittins
Programs = stuff at does stuff
Documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders XP does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to winders XP
Tiperiter...........a word processor
Colering book.......a graphics program
Addin mershene......calculator
Outhouse paper .....notepad
Jupe-box ...........CD Player
Iner-net............Microsoft Explorer
Pichers.............A graphics viewer
IRS.................M/S accounting software
IRS2.................M/S accounting software with hidden files

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

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