Adult Joke Of The Day

 

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril,and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He was gourgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman,and whispers: "Iron"

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ashley - 22, 01 2008 : its stupid

your name - 13, 02 2008 : crazy u r

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your name - 20, 02 2008 : i dont get it.

nicole - 27, 02 2008 : i dont get it...iron? wtf is up with that?

your name - 03, 03 2008 : wtf is iron wtf....dum fuck shit

dodouble - 03, 03 2008 : iron as in iron his shirt moron

your name - 16, 03 2008 : assy joke remove it

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your name - 25, 03 2008 : i got it funny

Beka - 12, 04 2008 : This made me horny

ferrell - 08, 05 2008 : you suck

TAVON - 13, 05 2008 : BITCH OFF DIRTY BITCH SUCK MY BALLS

TAVON - 13, 05 2008 : BITCH OFF DIRTY BITCH SUCK MY BALLS

me! - 24, 06 2008 : its stupid but made me horny

Jake - 24, 06 2008 : I dont get it :( 4/10

2 - 24, 06 2008 : omg...that is stupid.

2 - 24, 06 2008 : but it made mi friend horny.

danica - 01, 07 2008 : he saying iron his shirt because he thinks thats a womans job

raquel - 02, 07 2008 : this joke is so not funny

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Charlotte - 09, 07 2008 : You all so angry! What the hell, Tavon?

whocares - 10, 07 2008 : how do u know ur gonne screw a blonde tonight when ur in a bar and u ask her if u can buy her a drink

brandi - 02, 09 2008 : not funny or dirty

sandy - 10, 09 2008 : wasted my time reading it

glenn - 16, 09 2008 : alright beka

lee - 14, 10 2008 : not funny did'nt get it t all

no import - 20, 10 2008 : he gives her his shirt on tells her to iron it thats what will make her feel like a womanXD

yotamperel - 31, 10 2008 : retarded..............

jessica - 21, 11 2008 : boring

okey - 04, 12 2008 : that 's cool

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okey - 04, 12 2008 : you stupid

your name - 19, 12 2008 : ...?

Evan - 20, 12 2008 : HAHAHAHAH! thats so awesome i get it xD

YO MAMMA - 29, 12 2008 : i wanted it talk about them having passionate love on top of the plane and his PENIS GET STCKIN HER VAG AND SHE GET PREGNATED

naftaly - 27, 02 2009 : hahahahahahahah realy funnyyyy

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isabella - 24, 05 2009 : ididnt realy like it!

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kylah - 02, 09 2009 : did not under stand any of the shit

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your name - 25, 09 2009 : boobs

your name - 28, 09 2009 : hes saying that real women iron men's clothes

your name - 15, 10 2009 : what the fuck

matt - 05, 11 2009 : The punchline shoud have been, "Iron this... Bitch!"

casexy - 13, 11 2009 : this joke is so old and its only now joke of the day?

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your name - 12, 12 2009 : You're all tards

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your name - 14, 12 2009 : horrible

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your name - 26, 12 2009 : i dont get it

your name - 05, 02 2010 : too corney and old fashioned

your name - 07, 02 2010 : LOL

your name - 16, 02 2010 : silly

your name - 16, 02 2010 : how is this the joke of the day?? i see comments from aug 2009

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your name - 04, 05 2010 : gay wats da point

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boobs - 06, 05 2010 : i love girls want 2 get laid so bad

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Assy - 06, 06 2010 : lol

bob - 27, 06 2010 : thats stupid

your name - 06, 07 2010 : sucks

your name - 05, 08 2010 : your comments

your name - 05, 08 2010 : i wanna get laid nahh

your name - 25, 08 2010 : he meant iron the shirt dumb asses...she wanted to feel like a woman, so he wanted her to iron his shirt...

your dad - 18, 09 2010 : retarrdss hes buillt Iron!! fukiin dumb you bitches are how old are you 12

your dad - 18, 09 2010 : Yeh iron his shirt THICK ASS

your name - 04, 11 2010 : WHOEVER COMMENTED SAYING IT WAS GAY... UR A HOMOPHOBE!!!

NO JOKE - 04, 11 2010 : WHOEVER COMMENTED SAYING IT WAS GAY... UR A HOMOPHOBE!!!

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your name - 21, 01 2011 : he sayin dat a woman ironing is a job so he thinks that that makes her feel like a woman

ezex - 04, 03 2011 : hehe...i got much happiness to get that it is a joke!!!omg!!!is it reallly a joke???fuck u,admin

ezex - 04, 03 2011 : hehe...i got much happiness to get that it is a joke!!!omg!!!is it reallly a joke???fuck u,admin

“d” - 12, 03 2011 : I GUESS I NO WAT IT MEANS%u2022 WHO PUT IN THIS JOKE?

“d” - 12, 03 2011 : I GUESS I NO WAT IT MEANS%u2022 WHO PUT IN THIS JOKE?

“d” - 12, 03 2011 : I GUESS I NO WAT IT MEANS%u2022 WHO PUT IN THIS JOKE?

“d” - 12, 03 2011 : I GUESS I NO WAT IT MEANS%u2022 WHO PUT IN THIS JOKE?

your name - 13, 03 2011 : your comments

Richard - 15, 03 2011 : WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS ONE MAN I DONT GET NONE OF THIS SHIT!!!

your name - 03, 05 2011 : WTF is this shit

A.j - 15, 05 2011 : Beka you wanna fuck?

your name - 26, 05 2011 : lol

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cute - 06, 10 2011 : Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to an ugly people contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed".

cute - 06, 10 2011 : Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to an ugly people contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed".

suman - 17, 10 2011 : this would have been better if the horny told the man .fuck my kid

harris - 28, 10 2011 : feel stupid reading it ..

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Harris - 28, 10 2011 : feel stupid reading it ..

dhala - 03, 11 2011 : you idiots.. iron as in"iron my shirt.."

your name - 16, 11 2011 : chutia joke

someone - 18, 11 2011 : STUPID

your name - 11, 01 2012 : your comments

good - 11, 01 2012 : sexy

your name - 05, 02 2012 : these moths should be chained to the kitchen

jessica - 01, 03 2012 : he should say 'the matrix'

sherene - 15, 03 2012 : got it, only a woman must iron.

sherene - 15, 03 2012 : got it, only a woman must iron.

your name - 06, 04 2012 : Nice

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RAJESH - 22, 04 2012 : NOT AT ALL DIRTY JUST WORSE

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ANONYMOUS - 18, 05 2012 : SERIOUSLY

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to the idiots - 22, 05 2012 : iron=iron the shirt...if you can understand it its hella funny!

Little Kid - 30, 05 2012 : I like turtles!

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Little Kid - 30, 05 2012 : Nicole is a dirty skank

Ro - 02, 07 2012 : Eh...

your name - 04, 07 2012 : your comments

your name - 06, 08 2012 : iron....meaning iron his shirt. its not a vert funny joke but it seems that it went over ur head.

your name - 22, 08 2012 : Sounds funny to me

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KK - 22, 11 2012 : I am blonde. Can you please explain it to me?

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duty - 04, 01 2013 : he should of handed her his pants then she would have gotten it

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your name - 28, 05 2013 : idiot

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Zara - 02, 07 2013 : Sexist much?!

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ray - 01, 01 2014 : he wants to make her feel like a woman by telling her to iron his shirt!

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