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Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,
Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flapping in the breeze.
You move like the bass, Which excite me in May.
You're as graceful as okry, Jist a-dancin' in the pan.
You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud;
On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,
And speakin' of wits, You've got plenty fer shore.
Still them fellers at work, They all want to know,
Like a good roll of duct tape, Yo're there fer yore man,
Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler, Racin' through the mud,
Yo're as cute as a junebug, A-buzzin' overhead.
Cut from the best pattern, Like a flannel shirt of plaid,
When you hold me real tight, Like a padded gunrack,
Yore complexion, it's perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin'.
And when you get old, Like a '57 Chevy,
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, With a RC cold drank,
Some men, they buy chocolate, For Valentine's Day;
Some men git roses On that special day
Some men buy fine diamonds, From a flea market booth.
But for this man, honey, These will not do.
I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor,
. . . It's a new trollin' motor!
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