Doggie Breath

 

Because our large Collie, Felix, travels with us in the car, his head between us from the back seat, my husband and I gave him sugarless mints to sweeten his doggy breath. Soon he developed a taste for them.

One day while my husband and I were out in the country, we let Felix run off leash. He began wandering away.

I yelled for him to stop, stay, come. He ignored me and kept running.

Finally, unable to think of anything else, I shouted, "Who wants a breath mint?" He stopped dead in his tracks.

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Billy GRIM - 31, 12 2007 : lame...

your name - 14, 03 2008 : ok how does that have to do with SEX

your name - 25, 03 2008 : if you read the threads she sucked her dogs cock afterwards

weriodo - 29, 12 2008 : how is this a dirty sex joke again

Jake - 11, 02 2009 : Same thing with weriodo but WTF, was that supposed to be funny?

your name - 07, 08 2009 : someone please explain...? I don't see how this is a joke..

booo deze jokes suck - 16, 09 2010 : LLLAAAMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Samantha - 24, 04 2011 : Yoheee then what happened .......

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your name - 10, 05 2011 : okaaaaaay is this person supposed to be a twate?

your name - 15, 05 2011 : um i dont see were its dirty

thats not even close - 26, 08 2011 : your comments

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