Super Dirty Blonde Jokes

 

Q: Why don't blondes breast feed?

A: Because they always burn their nipples.

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elfangor - 05, 12 2007 : this is the most F in joke ive ever heard! Blondes are smart, if i have to prove it my self, i will someday! The same day i prove pigs can fly!

3leano3 - 07, 12 2007 : tell me about it! im blonde and i was in all top set at school!

33-33 - 09, 12 2007 : blondes are stupid as hell lol

Elly - 06, 01 2008 : WTF

patrick - 29, 02 2008 : gay

B!LL!3 - 03, 03 2008 : this is stupid!

sammie - 05, 03 2008 : wtf PIGS CAN'T FLY

sammie - 05, 03 2008 : ALSO THIS JOKE IS STUPID

Me - 15, 03 2008 : Its pure sexaholic

a girl - 21, 03 2008 : its really gay

dickhead - 23, 03 2008 : homo

Bub - 01, 04 2008 : yea sureeeeee

mz.jp - 17, 04 2008 : this wasn't funny at alll yall need to get mo jokes

mz.jp - 17, 04 2008 : this wasn't funny at alll yall need to get mo jokes

karia - 24, 04 2008 : wtf these jokes are stupid blones are smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justin - 25, 04 2008 : these are freaken halarious

wtf - 28, 05 2008 : ...WTF?

Lindsay - 15, 06 2008 : Because of rub burn?

Lindsay - 15, 06 2008 : Because of rub burn? I really don't get it.

Run nigga - 24, 06 2008 : i.....i..dont understand.. :s

whocares - 10, 07 2008 : blondes r dumbfucks

looooooool - 17, 07 2008 : poor blondes, i mean thts racism too !

looooooool - 17, 07 2008 : poor blondes, i mean thts racism too !

your name - 23, 07 2008 : who thinks there stupid

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kelly - 23, 07 2008 : who thinks there stupid

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : who thinks there stupid

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : fuck

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : no

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : no

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : oh my god

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : oh my god

kelly - 23, 07 2008 : why is everything duplicating

your name - 05, 08 2008 : fucking funny

samara - 19, 09 2008 : idk

Tonda - 27, 09 2008 : I dont get it.

natosha - 28, 09 2008 : I dont get it either!!!!!

nicks gurl - 14, 10 2008 : omg tht is stupid i breast feed and dont burn my nipples and i am a platnum blonde

frend - 27, 10 2008 : i dont get it

dylan - 27, 10 2008 : hes talking about her putting her nipples on the stove burning them retards

Mike - 02, 11 2008 : I love when Blondes don't get blonde jokes

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Naji ♥ - 11, 12 2008 : i dnt git iht :[ i r poor lil emo ! ugh!

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mzo - 12, 12 2008 : wats the joke???????????????

not a Blon - 24, 12 2008 : These things are just mean to blondes.

bob - 12, 01 2009 : lmao

booboo - 24, 01 2009 : funny shitt

booboo - 24, 01 2009 : funny shitt

booboo - 24, 01 2009 : funny shit

your name - 24, 02 2009 : fuck it up....its shitt...

your name - 28, 02 2009 : wtf

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Whoevr - 21, 05 2009 : Didn't get tht,shld mak evn drtier.

lol - 08, 06 2009 : thats fuking retarted?

your name - 10, 06 2009 : your comments

PHAT - 12, 07 2009 : THAT NOT FUNNY

your name - 27, 07 2009 : that sucked

your name - 05, 08 2009 : ha ha being blonde is fun

Jordan - 25, 09 2009 : wat the hell man

Miss.Mae - 10, 11 2009 : WTF thats so stupied!!!

BNM - 22, 11 2009 : I DONT GET IT...NOT FUNNY

your name - 27, 11 2009 : GAAAAAAAAAY!

your name - 27, 11 2009 : super gay

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your name - 27, 11 2009 : queers

your name - 27, 11 2009 : retardfs

your name - 27, 11 2009 : blaaaah

your name - 27, 11 2009 : STUPID

your name - 11, 12 2009 : GOOOOODD one BUD!!

fuck - 12, 12 2009 : site

fuck - 12, 12 2009 : yo

your name - 17, 12 2009 : omg

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ur mother - 17, 12 2009 : that sucked

Abbey - 27, 02 2010 : no affence but that sucked

your name - 07, 03 2010 : your comments

blonde - 05, 04 2010 : god im horny i need be fukced now u guys better pack ur dick by puttin it in glass of milk now

iceman - 21, 05 2010 : that shit was weak

osu - 28, 05 2010 : sucks

your name - 05, 06 2010 : I don't get it at all

your mum - 17, 11 2010 : this is the oldest and the worst joke in the book

cool dude - 21, 12 2010 : blode r stupit but they sexy as hell i an fuck them all nite.............

cool dude - 21, 12 2010 : blode r stupit but they sexy as hell i an fuck them all nite.............

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kaiz - 21, 12 2010 : blode r stupit but they sexy as hell i an fuck them all nite.............

Richard - 11, 03 2011 : God Dam thats weird

Richard - 11, 03 2011 : God Dam thats weird

R!CH@RD - 15, 03 2011 : weird ass shit right there.....

ian - 22, 03 2011 : blondes are dumb and unny

ian - 22, 03 2011 : i fuck blondes

Campaigner - 02, 05 2011 : fuck you all blondes are smart.

Blonde - 10, 05 2011 : What the h*ll? Blondes are just as intelligent as any other person. Hair color does not determine the IQ of ANY person. The entire concept is irrational.

Blonde - 10, 05 2011 : Why does the world insist that all blondes are somewhat mental and only of good use as sex objects?

Shred king - 14, 05 2011 : That sucked

your name - 23, 05 2011 : gay

sunny - 07, 07 2011 : what the fuck he is fuck gayand he is bone head !! lol

sunny - 07, 07 2011 : what the fuck he is fuck gayand he is bone head !! lol

sunny - 07, 07 2011 : what the fuck he is fuck gayand he is bone head !! lol

funsize_18_20 - 06, 12 2011 : this joke is fuckinbg stupid...it makes not a damn bit of sense.....quit putting dumb jokes like this on here because this joke is fucking retarted....

funsize_18_20 - 06, 12 2011 : this joke is fucking retarted....

funsize_18_20 - 06, 12 2011 : this joke is retarted

Rachel - 09, 12 2011 : hey im a blonde and im the smartest one in my collage class!

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Emily - 14, 04 2012 : Weres the funny part

katie - 09, 05 2012 : this is the most retarded joke hahahahaha i made moi point! ;D

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

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saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

saystar - 14, 07 2012 : What the f*ck man! I am a blonde, and I am one of the most talented little girls in Humboldt County, not to mention that I have been of Principals List, as far as grades go! I am a mother F*cking smart i independent young 7th grader, so go shit in a hole, and bury yourself in it!

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