Toilet Seats Stolen

 

All the toilet seats at the police station were stolen. The thief is still at large, the police are having a time figuring it out, and they have nothing to go on.

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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your name - 25, 03 2008 : your comments

your name - 25, 03 2008 : omg thats funny doesnt have anything to do with toilet seats or sex but LOL

2 - 24, 06 2008 : that wuz kinda funny...

danica - 01, 07 2008 : that was stupid ass hell

danica - 01, 07 2008 : i mean as

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your name - 19, 01 2010 : wow that sucks for the guy driving

your name - 18, 05 2010 : XD

your name - 28, 07 2010 : are we ova the border yet???!!!!!! XD funny as hell rotflmbfaolffa (rolling on the floor laughin my big fat ass off like fucking fat albrt) lmao

your name - 28, 07 2010 : are we ova the border yet???!!!!!! XD funny as hell rotflmbfaolffa (rolling on the floor laughin my big fat ass off like fucking fat albrt) lmao

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O.o - 16, 09 2010 : .....tht...wz deh wackest sht.....ive ever heard......

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bitchshit - 16, 08 2011 : You suck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!

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