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Joan is walking along the beach one day finds a bottle.
She rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."
"What catch?" Joan asked.
The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, your ex-husband Morris will receive double the wish you were granted."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated Joan.
"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Mercedes Benz!" POOF! A Mercedes Benz appeared in front of the woman. "Don’t forget, now your husband Morris has TWO Mercedes Benz," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my Mercedes," replied the woman.
"Next wish?" "I'd love a million pounds," replied the woman.
POOF! One million pounds appeared at her feet.
"Don’t forget, now your husband Morris has TWO million pounds," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the woman.
"What is your third and final wish?"
The woman thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate one of my kidneys!"
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