Insane Facts

 

Here are some facts most sane people are unaware of:

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand, "lollipop" with your right.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility."

The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.

Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?

That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye".

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".

It's impossible to lick your elbow.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language...try it!

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

NOW DON'T YOU FEEL SMARTER?
OK, Be honest, did you try to lick your elbow?

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Taylor - 05, 10 2008 : HaHa ThIs Is InSaNe! wHoO! iLy! YeHa!

usaf chef - 06, 11 2008 : actually, a ducks quack is the vibration its-self,it is so fast that it sounds the same as the first quack, you just cant hear it.

superman12 - 06, 03 2009 : liking your elbow isn't impossible, i have a friend that can seroiusly do it

carmelle - 12, 03 2009 : my friend can actually lick her elbow! she did it at a talent show:]

Jake - 04, 05 2009 : im gonna buy a baby crocodile and put him in a fishbowl

Natasha - 05, 05 2009 : not all continents start and end with the same letter. south america starts with an s and ends with an a. north america starts with an n and ends an a

me - 09, 06 2009 : um south rhymes with mouth

Karle - 06, 07 2009 : Steven

ryan - 10, 07 2009 : shut the fuck up natasha

timbojimbo - 15, 07 2009 : there is the supposed continent of oceana, made up of many malaysian islands, ect..........

sampson - 15, 07 2009 : I heard that the eating spiders and insects in ur sleep 'fact' is actually just bullshit. It was a rumour started on the internet.......

justine - 30, 09 2009 : yeah, south rhymes with mouth, but they didn't say mouth, they said month. DUH jeese, read before you type.

justine - 30, 09 2009 : SUre south rhymes with mouth, but they said MONTH. DUHA

ddddd - 20, 10 2009 : fuck obama fuck mccain! fuck bush, they're all the same!

scooter - 09, 11 2009 : did u know that there are 75 letters in the alphabet

Aussie - 11, 11 2009 : South America and North America are one continent genious- so America, starting and ending with an 'A' still proves the statement

Fuck Mee - 04, 03 2010 : Did You Know That Queen Elizabeth Only Bathed Like Once Evey 5 Months

A Ninja - 28, 07 2010 : Very Intresting...

ME - 05, 08 2010 : This was pretty cool, but i knew most of it, oh, and a duck's quak does echo, this was cool

SEBASTIAN - 22, 08 2010 : AMERICANS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCKS IN THE WORLD COMPARED 2 EVERY1: CHINESE, BRAZILIAN, ITALIAN, ETC.

Nicky - 25, 08 2010 : dont post things as facts if u dont know if they are. i can lick my own elbow

Robert - 30, 08 2010 : I can lick my elbow. It is possible, but rare.

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

alskdf - 09, 09 2010 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

C-bas - 27, 09 2010 : suck ma big az dick dumb az bitches

alskdf is a fag - 01, 11 2010 : bitchez ill silence all of u with my dick in your mouth... 10 inch and im a american so SUCK IT@!

abi - 06, 11 2010 : LIIIIEEEES!!!!! LIIEEES I SAY!!! My dog can make 11 noises!!!

abi - 06, 11 2010 : LIIIIEEEES!!!!! LIIEEES I SAY!!! My dog can make 11 noises!!!

john - 11, 11 2010 : you guys are fucking retarded

john - 11, 11 2010 : you guys are fucking retarded

Matt - 30, 11 2010 : yes and i did lick my elbow...holla so its not impossible lol fake fact right there

Matt - 30, 11 2010 : yes and i did lick my elbow...holla so its not impossible lol fake fact right there

your name - 22, 12 2010 : rats and horses not being able to geneticly ale to vomit is true.. but people never ending an argument is always true..good ridence to you all FUCKERS

your name - 22, 12 2010 : rats and horses not being able to geneticly ale to vomit is true.. but people never ending an argument is always true..good ridence to you all FUCKERS

kc-dreads - 22, 12 2010 : rats and horses not being able to geneticly ale to vomit is true.. but people never ending an argument is always true..good ridence to you all FUCKERS

TNasty - 11, 01 2011 : I can lick more than my elbow!

Caleb - 16, 04 2011 : Bahahaha who finds this crap out!?

Tristen Crook - 30, 07 2011 : I can lick my elbow!

Tristen Crook - 30, 07 2011 : I can lick my elbow!

its true - 10, 08 2011 : My friend can lick his elbow its pretty cool

jajajaa - 29, 11 2011 : cunt .. month ???

mike... - 21, 02 2012 : Nice yeah, i tried to lick it

andrew - 23, 02 2012 : yes i tried to lick my elbow!!

kat - 27, 02 2012 : you some comments are so retarted. I enjoyed reading this, it ws pretty cool

Bill - 28, 02 2012 : Gay yoga instructors can suck there on cocks.

lillit - 05, 03 2012 : i can lick my elbow...

Jack - 25, 03 2012 : i tried to lick my elbow and guess what?......

Jack - 25, 03 2012 : i am a crocodile andi outgrew my bowl!

Jack - 25, 03 2012 : hey sebastian americans have like...6inch dicks on average...u may think thats big but sry to burst ur bubble most of the world...minus the asians that is have larger dicks haha

Mwah - 25, 03 2012 : Lmao u ppl r fucken crazy. I love the "gay instructors can suck their own dicks" fact.

ACID - 30, 03 2012 : Its all gud

Jonny - 24, 05 2012 : Jack im guessing that when u tried to lick ur elbow u failed. since u already stated that u are a crocodile and therefore cannot stick ur tongue out :D

paul o connor - 02, 06 2012 : actually some people can lick their elbows i saw a science tv program admit they were wrong after people started to send in footage of themselves licking their elbow

paul o connor - 02, 06 2012 : actually some people can lick their elbows i saw a science tv program admit they were wrong after people started to send in footage of themselves licking their elbow

C-Dawg - 07, 08 2012 : Lol.

bob hankenship - 13, 11 2012 : not really useful i knew all of these so go look up some new ones or refresh ur brain

DRE - 04, 12 2012 : this was HILLARIOUS!!! ITS BIN SAID B4 AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN YOU GUYZ TALKING BOUT DICKS AND STUFF JUST PATHETIC !! U BULLSHITTERS I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS LOL!

DRE - 04, 12 2012 : this was HILLARIOUS!!! ITS BIN SAID B4 AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN YOU GUYZ TALKING BOUT DICKS AND STUFF JUST PATHETIC !! U BULLSHITTERS I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS LOL!

DRE - 04, 12 2012 : this was HILLARIOUS!!! ITS BIN SAID B4 AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN YOU GUYZ TALKING BOUT DICKS AND STUFF JUST PATHETIC !! U BULLSHITTERS I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS LOL!

DRE - 04, 12 2012 : if only you could like my comment haha

DRE - 04, 12 2012 : if only you could like my comment haha

mar - 15, 12 2012 : ikr Dre

mar - 15, 12 2012 : ikr Dre

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