Kid Friendly Joke

 

Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew, Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Rosemary, Age 7

Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower. Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert. Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer > him. Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat. Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster. Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station. Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what Your > mom told you to do. Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes. Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing. Cynthia, Age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house. Joanne, Age 11

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fionn - 04, 08 2008 : CRAP TOTAL CRAP

DOROTHY - 04, 08 2008 : SHIT HEADS

GUISEPPE - 04, 08 2008 : BLOODY MARVELOUS

JOHN BREEN - 04, 08 2008 : BULL SHIT

Ronni - 18, 10 2008 : How do u keep a blonde busy? put her in a round room and tell her there's a vibrater in the corner

TARREL - 24, 10 2008 : CALL THAT A JOKE AND IM A GIRL

frank - 07, 12 2008 : I like onions!

Brock - 07, 12 2008 : No, Not impressed at all.

Megan - 20, 03 2009 : Always eat your dinner

priyanka - 23, 07 2009 : well it's not too good but for kids it's okay

zaheer - 27, 11 2009 : i like it

your name - 19, 12 2009 : wtf that sucks

your name - 09, 01 2010 : I don't understand these?

your name - 09, 01 2010 : I am 20, but don't wanna sign up

YoMama - 09, 01 2010 : 's but stinks!

Lauren - 09, 01 2010 : Well layed out. LOVE THEM

MickeyMous - 09, 01 2010 : How do you kill a blonde? Put a Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool!

YoMama - 09, 01 2010 : What the F is that?

YoMama - 09, 01 2010 : You call that a joke?

MickeyMous - 09, 01 2010 : I certainly do.

Lauren - 09, 01 2010 : You people are rude!

Marnie - 09, 01 2010 : This is nice for a chat room

Lauren - 09, 01 2010 : Not really, they are just too rude!

YoMama - 09, 01 2010 : oh yeah? Well Yo Mama smokes pot!

Lauren - 09, 01 2010 : I'm going

Marnie - 09, 01 2010 : me too

MickeyMous - 09, 01 2010 : UGH

MickeyMous - 09, 01 2010 : bye

YoMama - 09, 01 2010 : U betta leave! This is my chat!

Dude - 10, 01 2010 : yh not good but good for Kids lol

Dude - 10, 01 2010 : i like they are good for Children lol

nit nat - 01, 03 2010 : WTF????????????????????????????????? LMAO MY ASS

matt - 19, 04 2010 : stupid age 16

matt - 27, 04 2010 : you need yo mamma jokes

Aidan - 15, 05 2010 : wat y'all talking about

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JOscribble - 24, 12 2011 : kinda funny for the young kids

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Madison - 15, 05 2012 : These are little chuckling jokes. :] Cute. And guys, dont swear. This is a kid friendly website!

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Chloe - 27, 10 2013 : Never lie to get a boy to like you

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