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"I expect to win it. Sit back, put your feet up in front of the TV, relax and enjoy it. Let me do the worrying - that's what I get paid for."
"I have always found strangers sexy."
"I would not wish to be Prime Minister, dear."
"That rainbow song's no good. Take it out."
"You'd better learn secretarial skills or else get married."
"Radio has no future." "X-rays are clearly a hoax". "The aeroplane is scientifically impossible."
"You ought to go back to driving a truck."
"Forget it. No Civil War picture ever made a nickel."
"Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little."
"Very interesting, Whittle, my boy, but it will never work."
"There will be one million cases of AIDS in Britain by 1991."
"The Beatles? They're on the wane."
"The atom bomb will never go off - and I speak as an expert in explosives."
"All saved from Titanic after collision."
"Brain work will cause women to go bald."
"Television won't matter in your lifetime or mine."
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
"And for the tourist who really wants to get away from it all, safaris in Vietnam."
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