Fun on the Bus

A young boy gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and immediately starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an lion and my mom a girl lion I would be a little lion.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be the bus driver!''