Funny Sayings

Save water. Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning