Just say no

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he cameupon a giraffe rollinga joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs.Come, run with me through theforest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at thejoint. Hedropped the jointand ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine.The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, runwith us throughthe forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade,mirror and lines.He then tossed them away and began running with therabbit andgiraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about toshoot up.The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run withus through theforest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at theneedle. He putdown the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, whyare you doingthis? He was trying to help you."

The lion answered,"This little f*cker? He makes me run around the forestlike a f*ckingidiot every time he's on ecstasy."