Mexican Corny Jokes

 

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat.
The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter!

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says:
"We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says:
"We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies:
"We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!.

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your name - 22, 06 2008 : your comments

your name - 15, 01 2009 : Dats the funniest yet stupidest joke ive ever heard!!!!

your name - 14, 05 2009 : that funny and true

mexicanguy - 19, 06 2009 : dam thts pretty good lol but then agian fuk u!!!!!!!!!!!

your name - 09, 07 2009 : سء

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your name - 09, 07 2009 : سكس ورعاى

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nick - 23, 07 2009 : im glad im not mexican

44nigga - 27, 10 2009 : That mess way fye outta thiz world

your name - 01, 11 2010 : your comments

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hate you all! - 09, 02 2011 : yaa, alot of mexicans but because fucken while folks are lazy ass motherfuckers who fucken cant do hit on their ow literally!

hate you all! - 09, 02 2011 : & fucken niggers are just fucken makin the community mustier than it already is! fucken mayates!

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