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What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?

"Steal a chicken..."

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MEXICAN - 09, 01 2008 : YUP WHILE WERE STEALING THECHICKEN U FUCKIN REDNECKS R DOING CRACK

MEXICAN - 09, 01 2008 : TRAILER TRASH MOTHERFUCKERS

mexican't - 12, 01 2008 : beaners are gay

your name - 18, 01 2008 : This shit is stupid like wet backs

mexican - 26, 01 2008 : lol no the rednecks are fucking their sisters

your name - 30, 01 2008 : your comments

MEXICO ALL - 30, 01 2008 : MEXICANS ARE TAKING OVER THIS COUNTRY DAMN REDNECKS

your name - 31, 01 2008 : i like fried chicken!!! :D

brittany - 31, 01 2008 : yo yo yo Who be up in this hizzouse?!?12##$$?

your name - 13, 02 2008 : ya dats cool

JObanA - 23, 02 2008 : roses are red, lemons are sour, ask ur white bitch how many dicks she can suck in a hour?..dont be talkin bout mexcianz!.

your name - 26, 02 2008 : mexicans

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LATINA - 28, 02 2008 : FUCK YA'LL..I'M NOT MEXICAN BUT I AM HISPANIC AND THE STUPID ASS REDNECKS OUT THERE CAN GO FUCK THIER MOTHERS! ASSHOLES,YOU PIECES OF ABORTION!!!!

B!LL!3 - 03, 03 2008 : i hate mexicans

ttttyt - 03, 03 2008 : yo mama

ttttyt - 03, 03 2008 : yo mama

tom - 12, 03 2008 : hey Latina - - i didnt know they had internet in San Quentin!!! u take over the guards room or something?

your name - 13, 03 2008 : why dont all you rednecks go fuck all your sisters or something : )

your name - 14, 03 2008 : fuk yall stupid pussies if u aint mex u aint shyt

bill - 18, 03 2008 : very true ha ha ha

Mexican765 - 21, 03 2008 : all u white ppl r so f*** satupi! If u haven't realize us mexicans do mostly all your work 4 u while u lazy a$$ bitches don't do anything! Fuck u!

Mexican765 - 21, 03 2008 : *stupid

Mexican765 - 21, 03 2008 : Bill!3 u r f** racist so y don't u go suck your dad's hairy PUSSY since that's what all white ppl do!

border - 24, 03 2008 : dude mexicans chillax man we know all of u work for ur shit so just relax its just a joke...people make fun of me cuz im muslim all the time so chill

border - 24, 03 2008 : your comments

border - 24, 03 2008 : so chill the fuck down..muslims have it way fucking worse so shut ur fucking mouth u dirty orange vendor

M3XiiKK4N - 24, 03 2008 : FuCkK 4LL D3m WhiiT3 PPl TRYiiN 2 T4LkK ShYT..u 4iiNT SHyT WiiT oUT M3XiiKK4NZ N u KKNo D4T ShYT SO SToP T4lKKiiN ShYT PUtOZ!!!!!!!

ben - 27, 03 2008 : i live in florida and when u beaners come over u turn into cubans

mexikans - 27, 03 2008 : fuck all u white ppl just white wash da fences

VALE - 30, 03 2008 : MEXiiCANS FUCKiiNG RULE.......PUTOS...AN BiiLiiE SUCK A FUCKiiNG DiiCK BiiTCH

AMERICAN - 03, 04 2008 : FUCK YOU STUPID ASS BORDER HOPPING IMMIGRANTS

AMERICAN - 03, 04 2008 : i hate beaners they are stupid bitches

Michael - 03, 04 2008 : i love sucking mexican dick

Michael - 03, 04 2008 : mexicans and niggaz are retarted and gay

to micheal - 15, 04 2008 : if u ain't mexican or colored u white trash

to micheal - 15, 04 2008 : your comments

to micheal - 15, 04 2008 : white trash this fuckin days

to micheal - 15, 04 2008 : ur comment

to micheal - 15, 04 2008 : u talkin shit bout mexican people and u like to suck mexican dick damn u must be white trash

Gil - 22, 04 2008 : Man im mexican but i got a little kick outta that joke. Ivel lived and gone to school nationwide so im equally rascist. Long live stereotyps!

whitey - 24, 04 2008 : mexicans are all brown trash eveyone of them

To Whitney - 28, 04 2008 : You know what i'd shut my mouth if i were you before one of these days someone will shoot you fucking brains out BITCH!

whitcrackr - 01, 05 2008 : white people should eat shit

hhhgf - 02, 05 2008 : screw all u racist asswipes!

wetbackh8r - 04, 05 2008 : wow only a true spick would write with letters and number like that. you fuckin border hopping piece of shit.

your name - 14, 05 2008 : why can't you play uno with a mexican? -Because they keep stealing the green cards!

Whitte - 14, 05 2008 : fuck you all mexicans go back to mexico and fuck your president

Whitte - 14, 05 2008 : fuck off mexican!!

Whitte - 14, 05 2008 : beaners son of a bitcheS!

Whitte - 14, 05 2008 : the chupacabra is gonna eat you all for coming to the U.S , dora the illegal mexican

Whitte - 14, 05 2008 : the chupacabra is gonna eat you all for coming to the U.S , dora the illegal mexican

flaflaaa - 20, 05 2008 : u people are retarded the joke sucked and u racists blow,choke,swallow,shine,eat,chew, and ride dicks

WHITE POWE - 21, 05 2008 : fuck niggers

WHITE POWE - 21, 05 2008 : IMA GO LYNTH SOME NIGGERS NOW

WHITE POWE - 21, 05 2008 : WHITE POWER WHITE POWER

WHITE POWE - 21, 05 2008 : NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER GO PICK MY COTTON AND PLAY THE BONGOS

your name - 30, 05 2008 : how do you get a mexican to come to your house? put up a help wanted sign

mystery - 30, 05 2008 : fuck u whitte mother fucker

your name - 05, 06 2008 : fuck them mother fuckin white boys ese white people r just jelus of our skin colour homes fuck all you white ppl

your name - 09, 06 2008 : your comments

your name - 09, 06 2008 : your comments

jerkmenice - 21, 06 2008 : very nice!!!

your name - 24, 06 2008 : suck dick white people youre just fukin jealous and YOU go fuck you president bitch!!

krisstoff - 04, 07 2008 : mexican boys make great gay lovers!

????? - 30, 07 2008 : you're gay dumb ass this was on another website!!!! and that ain't funny

????? - 30, 07 2008 : you're gay dumb ass this was on another website!!!! and that ain't funny

idk - 12, 08 2008 : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Akio - 16, 08 2008 : Lawl.

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chiza - 18, 09 2008 : thats the stupidest joke!!!

Jesse 69 - 08, 12 2008 : why would i be jealous of being dirty like you "your name" stupid beaner

your name - 14, 01 2009 : haha i love it most mexicans suck!!

your name - 15, 01 2009 : Asshole!! I take that as offensive cuz im Puerto Rican so fuck off and suck a dick!!!

your name - 14, 02 2009 : Wow all u crackers are wack as hell cuz u make no sence

Name here - 21, 02 2009 : I'm a mexicanxspanish mix. I find this highly amusing, not offensive.

nancy - 27, 02 2009 : fuck you that s not funny

Isabel Cor - 07, 03 2009 : u fucken white ppl can suck a dick stuopid ass this aint funny

MEXICALI~ - 24, 03 2009 : have you realized that all the spics have horrible grammer. like "ey that aint funny essssssssa~ lmfao. dumbfucks.

Kate - 01, 04 2009 : woww..

jesusfomco - 14, 04 2009 : yah that was stupid

Scott - 30, 04 2009 : Okay, I used to not have a problem with mexicans until i started working for american express. Don't fucking call our department if you speak spanish

white - 18, 05 2009 : WHITE PEOPLE RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

your name - 19, 05 2009 : This is so ignorant!! Get a life, all they do is come to this country to work!!!!

MSA - 19, 05 2009 : This is so ignorant!! Get a life I happen to know some mexicans, and all they do is come to this country to work and provide to their families!!!!

not "jose" - 21, 05 2009 : your comments

mexicanguy - 19, 06 2009 : ur just a lame white person who isn't funny or black who know but if i did know who u where i would leave ur face lookin funny... lame bitch

mexicanguy - 19, 06 2009 :

whitebitch - 24, 06 2009 : WHITEEE POWWAAAA!!!!

Fk Mexican - 08, 07 2009 : FUCK ALL YOU BEANERS AND MEXICANS FRIJOLEROS... YALL ALL SMELL LIKE ARMPITS AND ARE RUINING AMERICA... GO BACK TO YOUR PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY....

Fk Mexican - 08, 07 2009 : fuck mexicans.. they think they own the schools cause their dad built it and their moms clean it... shit bitches

Fk Mexican - 08, 07 2009 : All mexicans = Swapmeet shoppers GURANTEED

Fk Mexican - 08, 07 2009 :

Mexicant - 18, 07 2009 : I know some mexicans too, they mow my lawn and fuck up my hamburger.

Mexicant - 18, 07 2009 : and it's spelled "sense" you stupid peice of nigger/spic shit

HBEBJD - 10, 08 2009 : FUK U

Raciest - 19, 08 2009 : fuck mexicans!!!

Racist - 19, 08 2009 : what do u call a mexican with 8 arms....a damn fast cherry picker/white power/im young and all ready racist/ha!!!!!!!!!

Racist - 19, 08 2009 : well im half irish and half white,but....WHITE POWER!!!!

Racist - 19, 08 2009 : i like the 1 about...what do u call a mexican with out a lawn mower?un-imployd/but i spelled it wrong....HELP MEEE!!!!white power and what not.//////

Racist - 19, 08 2009 : i went out with a mexican.....haha!!!hell no i didnt!!!!

Racist - 19, 08 2009 : i like all jokes../white/mexican/black/asian/so if ur wit me or wana cuss me out/michaeldstash@yahoo.com/i think thts how u find me

Racist - 19, 08 2009 : for all u mexicans who think us white people r racist,but im sure u make a couple of white jokes

E3eM3x!cAn - 31, 08 2009 : yall seriously need to quit being fukin racist before ya azz get fukd up...

ray - 10, 09 2009 : wanna know how to find the richest person in mexico? roll a penny down the road

your name - 19, 10 2009 : frijoles negro

steelebuns - 20, 10 2009 : how many mexicans does it take to clean a bathroom?...

steelebuns - 20, 10 2009 : one that's a niggers job

steelebuns - 20, 10 2009 : none not one

steelebuns - 20, 10 2009 : none not one

your name - 30, 12 2009 : your comments

calvin - 07, 03 2010 : fuk mexicans

Britni - 18, 05 2010 : come on now i am a hot ass white girl dating a mexican. I tell you what he has a bad ass job and takes better care of me better than any white man did

steelebuns - 02, 06 2010 : britni shut ur stinkin face!!!!!!!!!!

jose - 23, 11 2010 : i like tacos!!!!!

jose - 23, 11 2010 : shit

jose - 23, 11 2010 : holy taco

casedilla - 02, 12 2010 : roses are red violets are blue lets have some fun and kill some jews i may not b black i may not b white but all u mexicans r tight

mama - 25, 01 2011 : mexicans are cockroaches and dirty brown skum PIGS that make unwanted babies as soon as they bleed! PUTOS!

mama - 25, 01 2011 : mexicans are cockroaches and dirty brown skum PIGS that make unwanted babies as soon as they bleed! PUTOS!

maria alicia-guadalu - 09, 02 2011 : thats more of a black people joke, idiot!

your name - 23, 04 2011 : your comments

ffrytt - 27, 05 2011 : tffrtr

redneck power911 - 06, 06 2011 : your comments

redneck power911 - 06, 06 2011 : white power beaners

power - 06, 06 2011 : white power beaners

Rubi - 15, 07 2011 : This is sad how people judge mexicans Get lives Pendejos............

Rubi - 15, 07 2011 : get lifes pendejos daym

your name - 17, 11 2011 : Dora the Explores hahahahahaha!

that white dude - 30, 11 2011 : you mexicans are calling whites stupid whens the last time any of you went to college or got a job

mexicans suck! - 13, 03 2012 : i hate most mexicans and im a redneck but mexicans are really gay

mexicans suck! - 13, 03 2012 : i hate most mexicans and im a redneck but mexicans are really gay

mexicans suck! - 13, 03 2012 : i hate most mexicans and im a redneck but mexicans are really gay

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

your name - 13, 03 2012 : nobody likes Mexicans and gay soccer

Awesome brown and bl - 20, 05 2012 : races othr than mexicans and blacks suck cubans,cockasians,and white ppl suck and should go sock a cock

Awesome brown and bl - 20, 05 2012 : mexicans rule and blacks rule other that those 2 races must die and go to hell and be raped by big sexy good yummy penis

your name - 24, 08 2012 : pinche mohatho

desi - 24, 08 2012 : pinche mohatho

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