Not to say

What not to say to a police man

01 Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.

02 Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

03 Bad Cop, no doughnut.

04 Boy you're good. I'll bet you had to do at least 85 to keep up with me.

05 I thought you had to be in relativly good shape to be a police officer.

06 Is it true that the only reason your a cop is that you're to stupid to work at Burger King.

07 How about a twenty, you ever see one of those before? - that's a lot of doughnuts and coffee.

08 Are you gonna check the trunk? - you really don't wanna do that.

09 So, you on the take or what?

10 Say, didn't I see you get your ass whipped on COPS last night?

11 Wanna splint a joint?

12 Here, hold this bloody knive for me will ya!

13 Speeding? Me? No. I was just trying to get out of this stupid little bumfuck hick town filled with inbred retards as fast as I could