Life in the fast lane

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of seriousbackache.

The doctor examines him and asks him " What the hell did you do to yourback?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Todaymorning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise . On entering Iknew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushedout the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from thebalcony I saw a man running out and he was still dressing himself. I grabbedthe fridge and threw at him, That's how I sprained my back.

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor says "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. Whatthe hell happened to you?"

He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was thefirst day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. Iwas running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and youwon't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives , he looks even worse than the first two patientsdo.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

"Well I was hiding in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor."