Politics For Beginners

 

Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.

Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.

Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you milk.

Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.

Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.

Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and throw the milk away.

MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.

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BD54 - 16, 06 2008 : I got another one: Democracy: You have two cows. They take both, say it's a charity with a good cause, and kill them both for causing Global Warming.

Khalid - 27, 10 2008 : Terrorism: It will kill the cows and eat its meat. Then, they will name their action sacrifice for their god.

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