Politics for Beginners

Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.

Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.

Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you milk.

Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.

Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.

Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and throw the milk away.

MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.