A few days before

A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife,

“Dear, what would you like for your present?”

Wife: I really don’t think I should day.

Husband: How about a diamond ring?

Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds.

Husband: well, the, a mink coat?

Wife: You know I do not like furs.

Husband: A golden necklace?

Wife: I already have three of them.

Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?

Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce

Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much