Mr Plopnick

Two women were sitting together on an airplane.

The younger woman turns to the other and says, "I don't mean to stare but your diamond ring is gorgeous. I don't think I ever saw such a large stone."

The older woman said, "it's a very special ring; it comes with a curse!"

"Oh my, what kind of curse" said the naive young woman. This ring comes with ...Mr. Plopnick.