The Mailman

 

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for a 69er."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

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hammy t. - 29, 12 2008 : what is ''9'in mean???

your name - 11, 02 2009 : UMMMM A 69 IS WERE THE GIRL AND BOY ARE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER AND THE GIRL IS SUCKING THE GUYS DICK AND HE IS ETING HER OUT

2kool4u - 11, 04 2009 : 69 one head is on one end and the other is on the other

your name - 17, 10 2011 : your comments

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