Chinese takeaway

This Chinese guy gets a job with a wheelie-bin outfit. He turns up on a doorstep on Cork's northside and knocks on the door..this guy with a tight tee-shirt, crew-cut hair and a mad tan appears....

-Chinese guy: "where you bin?."

-Cork guy : "de cunnaries , boy."

-Chinese guy:"no, no, where you bin?."

-Cork guy :"du cunnaries, i'm tellun ya boy!"

-Chinese guy:"no,no. Where you wheelie bin?"

-Cork guy :"alruight so boy, I was out in crosshaven for the weekend."