The Fags

Five men were setting around the table at a resturant bragging who had the largest dick.

Finally one guy said I'll settle this let's all put our dicks on the table that will decide it.

At about that time two Fags walk in and were seated.

The waiter ask would you gentleman like to see a menu?

The Fags respond OH!!! NO,NO, we'll just have the buffet.