Wharton MBAs

Q: How many Wharton MBAs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, if you hire me. I can actually change the light bulb by myself.

As you can see from my resume, I've had extensive experience changing light bulbs in my previous positions.

I've also been named to the Wharton Light Bulb list, and am presently a teaching assistant for Light Bulb Management 666.

My only weakness is that I'm compulsive about changing light bulbs in my spare time.