Golfer dies

George looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit, but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, George decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway.

But, his ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him instantly.

When good old George arrives at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greets him. "You look like a golfer. Are you any good?" asked Saint Peter.

To which George replies, "I got here in two, didn't I?"