Ugly Contest

 

Yo momma's so ugly, she entered the ugly contest and the judge said,

"Sorry, no professionals."

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your name - 11, 10 2010 : yo mamas so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

Bazzy - 13, 12 2007 : Yo mama is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real

Bazzy - 13, 12 2007 : Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a life gaurd

Bazzy - 13, 12 2007 : Yo mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to MAKE UP HER Mind

Bazzy - 13, 12 2007 : yo mama is so ugly, i heard that your dad fond her in a dog show

coya - 19, 12 2007 : Your comments

coya - 19, 12 2007 : yo mama so bold headed she used dog hair 4 a wig!

kat - 07, 01 2008 : your mamma is so fat she sat down and said where'd the cat go? Up her butt!

your name - 11, 01 2008 : your comments

your name - 11, 01 2008 :

Rachel - 30, 01 2008 : Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. LOL

Pamela - 30, 01 2008 : Good one Rach!! * LOL

Steve - 07, 02 2008 : I laughed my ass off

nancy - 10, 02 2008 : nice one, rachel, your a pro!!!:)

ari - 01, 03 2008 : yo mama is so fat when shoe goes to the movie she sat next to everyone

ari - 01, 03 2008 : yo moma is so stupid she takes 2 hours to watch a 60 minute show

The Reaper - 03, 03 2008 : Thats old. Yo mamma was so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

your name - 06, 03 2008 : so flipen funny

sukmadik - 13, 03 2008 : ha, heard dis fucken joke alredy

Brianna - 14, 03 2008 : Ho that shit was hot make another one.

Brianna - 14, 03 2008 : Yo, that joke that was yo momma so fat she sat beside everybody. That shit is so old.

DEEPHATZ - 16, 03 2008 : yo mama so ugly her parents put shit happens on da birth certificate !

your name - 22, 03 2008 : Yo mama so fat when she walked past the television, 4 world cups were over

lewis - 31, 03 2008 : wtf these r shite jokes my mamma can think o better ones!

lewis - 31, 03 2008 : wtf these r shite jokes my mamma can think o better ones!

lewis - 31, 03 2008 : wtf these r shite jokes my mamma can think o better ones!

lewis - 31, 03 2008 : wtf these r shite jokes my mamma can think o better ones!

nikki - 26, 04 2008 : mi grndma cn think of better jokes

nikki - 26, 04 2008 : yo mama so por i wnt through yo frnt door and wa alredy in the backyard!!!

sheryn - 03, 05 2008 : your moms so fat she can use a mattess as a maxi pad

sheryn - 03, 05 2008 : your so ugly when you came out of your mom, your dad called the condom company and asked for a refund.

sheryn - 03, 05 2008 : add me myspace.com/powerandpain14

miccey - 05, 05 2008 : your momma so bald the barber said shit what is this

salinas - 16, 05 2008 : it is kool

salinas - 16, 05 2008 : your mama is so fat she goies to pizza hut and order ice cream.

thad - 24, 05 2008 : this joke sucks

LOL - 01, 06 2008 : yo momma is so ugly even the monsters get afraid of her

ak47 - 15, 06 2008 : theses are the gayes mama jokes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

whocares - 10, 07 2008 : ur mama so ugly when she goes to a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on

ROB - 14, 07 2008 : yo mama,s so ugly he looked out the window and was charged for moonin

xxx - 19, 07 2008 : yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl

uk.....rul - 21, 07 2008 : yo mama so fat she went outside in a yella jacket and every1 shouted TAXI!

SXYEMZI - 21, 07 2008 : HEY YAL

SXYEMZI - 21, 07 2008 : HEY YAL

SXYEMZI - 21, 07 2008 : ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND

lachlan - 07, 08 2008 : ur mama is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train

Tyler - 26, 09 2008 : yo mamas so fat,when she seen jabba in the hutt he said damn!

Hannah - 03, 11 2008 : That was the stupidest joke EVER

Hannah - 03, 11 2008 : ur mom is so fat when shegets on a scale it says one person at a time please

your name - 14, 11 2008 : how do you change the joke thats stupid one joke per yo mama jokes

Kaeona - 09, 12 2008 : add me on myspace myspace.com/kaekae11

silver - 16, 12 2008 : your mama is so short everytime she hicups she does a front flip

silver - 16, 12 2008 : you mama is so stupid i cought her shouting in a letterbox trying to send voice mail

mrs.sexyma - 01, 01 2009 : your comments

mrs.sexyma - 01, 01 2009 : yo moma is so damn fat she said i should hav never been doin drugs when u where born

mrs.sexyma - 01, 01 2009 : yall dumb ass fuckers

matt99 - 07, 01 2009 : this was a gay joke

maj - 14, 01 2009 : your mama is that fat that when im on top of her i role over twice im still on top of her

kendra - 29, 01 2009 : how lamb

pootang - 25, 02 2009 : yo mammas so fat she needs a sat nav 2 find her belly button

chikide - 26, 02 2009 : hahahaha thats joke

your name - 05, 03 2009 : ah no.

diamond - 22, 03 2009 : lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asdfghkkja - 23, 03 2009 : lmao

your name - 23, 04 2009 : your comments

tyler - 23, 04 2009 : your comments

tyler - 23, 04 2009 : ur mama is so stupid she sold car for gas money.

charles(: - 04, 05 2009 : i'm amazing. this is charles and aflack(: burp♥

charles(: - 04, 05 2009 : i'm amazing. this is charles and aflack(: burp♥

charles(: - 04, 05 2009 : your mamma's so fat, she fell in love

charles(: - 04, 05 2009 : your mamma's so fat, she fell in love

charles(: - 04, 05 2009 :

joe mama(; - 04, 05 2009 : hello,;D

joe mama(; - 04, 05 2009 : hello,;D

empress - 09, 05 2009 : yo momma smell so stink when she bath the soap is melt

destiny - 11, 05 2009 : yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she screamed her self

your name - 21, 06 2009 : YO MAMMA SO UGLY WEN SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR SHE SAYS ITS NOT HER

your name - 02, 07 2009 : your comments

CUNTS - 02, 07 2009 : yo mama is fattt she tripped over walmart and landed on target

owda - 03, 07 2009 : this is one OLD JOKE AND UNFUNNY

etccccch - 14, 07 2009 : you mamma so fat when she pust a blue t shirt on everyone screams runs and shouts tsunami

penis boy - 27, 07 2009 : penis hehhe

your name - 14, 08 2009 : GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

pussy lips - 06, 11 2009 : what the hell yall fuckin gaaaaayy

nesssss - 05, 01 2010 : oldddddddd oneeeeeee

tawny - 13, 03 2010 : i though its cool

beth - 22, 03 2010 : ur mama is so ulgy she could not sale her car b/c no one would bye it b/c she was so ulgy

beth - 22, 03 2010 : ur mama is so ulgy she could not sale her car b/c no one would bye it b/c she was so ulgy

just smoke - 19, 04 2010 : sum dannkk and fuck every one here

jon - 29, 04 2010 : etccccch - 14, July 2009 : you mamma so fat when she pust a blue t shirt on everyone screams runs and shouts tsunami haha

Ann L. - 31, 05 2010 : I think the joke that is call, "Nigger Sex Joke" should be remove. It ask what is it called when a nigger have sex. The answer is Rape. It so unfair.

lucy - 01, 06 2010 : yo mammas a shit head

your name - 02, 06 2010 : its so fuking sutupid

your name - 02, 06 2010 : its so stupid

your name - 03, 06 2010 : yo mammas so fat when she went to the zoo the hippos got jelous

abdab - 08, 06 2010 : shhh; jokes are crap

abdab - 08, 06 2010 :

abdab - 08, 06 2010 : shhh; jokes are crap

lol - 17, 06 2010 : yo mammas so fat whaen she

lol - 17, 06 2010 : s

lol - 17, 06 2010 : lol

lol - 17, 06 2010 : yo mamma so fat when she took a step she made the earth shake

alien - 12, 07 2010 : nice yo mama joke lol

Bin Laden - 30, 07 2010 : Yo mamma so horny she blowed the world trade center

CC - 25, 09 2010 : yo mama so fat wen she play hopscotch she hop from planet to planet

CC - 25, 09 2010 : yo mama so fat wen she put on a pair of guess jeans the answer popped out

your name - 18, 10 2010 : your moms so dirty i wouldnt even poke her on facebook

shadow - 14, 12 2010 : heard it yo mama so black when i tried to sot her the bullet came back an asked for a flashlite

shadow - 14, 12 2010 : heard it yo mama so black when i tried to sot her the bullet came back an asked for a flashlite

shadow - 14, 12 2010 : heard it yo mama so black when i tried to sot her the bullet came back an asked for a flashlite

shadow - 14, 12 2010 : heard it yo mama so black when i tried to sot her the bullet came back an asked for a flashlite

your name - 20, 01 2011 : yo momma is GAYYYYYY/!!

EMMA - 20, 01 2011 : yo momma is GAYYYYYY/!!

your name - 20, 01 2011 : your comments

your name - 31, 01 2011 : some of these are stupid

your name - 31, 01 2011 : these are stupid

alex pursley - 09, 05 2011 : yo mama so fat she got speed bumps on her neck i made it my self

alex pursley - 09, 05 2011 : yo mama so fat she gota have her on area code

alex pursley - 09, 05 2011 : yo mama so fat she gota have her own area code

alex pursley - 09, 05 2011 : yo mama so scary she has to creep up on her own bath water

alien - 18, 06 2011 : your name thts a good 1

alien - 18, 06 2011 : yo mama is so fat that she doesnt take pictures she takes posters

your name - 13, 08 2011 : your comments

005 - 13, 08 2011 : your mom is so fat when she sit down she dont use the couch she use the whole house

bia - 14, 12 2011 : your mama is so fat she comes from both sides of the family

Jordyn - 22, 05 2012 : yo mama so fat she could sit on wqlmart

Jordyn - 22, 05 2012 : yo mama so fat she could sit on walmart and lower the prices

Jordyn - 22, 05 2012 : yo mama so fat she could sit on walmart and lower the prices

james - 21, 11 2012 : yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me

james - 21, 11 2012 : yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me

james - 21, 11 2012 : yo mamas like a hamburger shes big and greasy and only cost a dollar

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