Uses A Vcr

 Yo momma's so fat that she has to use a VCR for a pager.
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steve - 28, 11 2007 : yo mommas so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

steve - 28, 11 2007 : whats wrong nothing 2 say

steve - 28, 11 2007 : u all suck dick

steve - 28, 11 2007 : f**k u all im out

Your name - 02, 12 2007 : Your comments

Your name - 02, 12 2007 : f*ck it!

catry10 - 02, 12 2007 : f*ck it

mo da don - 08, 01 2008 : fuk all da niggaz dey all suk ma kok

mo da don - 08, 01 2008 : i h8 all niggaz u knw y cz dey noyt only stink of shit

mo da don - 08, 01 2008 : ey luk lyk it 2

mo da don - 08, 01 2008 : steve go suk ur mums dik

amber - 12, 01 2008 : dat wuz okay

joker - 16, 01 2008 : steve your a retard

soldiergir - 28, 01 2008 : fu*k offff

your name - 28, 01 2008 : suomi rules

your name - 28, 01 2008 : stromba rules

your name - 15, 02 2008 : these jokes r so freakin GAY !!!!!!!!! retards

alex s - 04, 03 2008 : your mum does harder that this

your name - 05, 03 2008 : that joke was the worst

your name - 05, 03 2008 : yo mama so fat she has more cracks than the great wall of China ho ho ho bitches

imthi - 06, 03 2008 : your comments

imthi - 06, 03 2008 : not intrestin

sukmadik - 13, 03 2008 : ya'll hella gay bitches,

your name - 24, 03 2008 : all yall are dumb!!!

Brianna - 26, 03 2008 : Your hair line so messed up that it forms the transformers sign?

Brianna - 26, 03 2008 : I'm sorry, I messed up that joke I just added I meant to say...

Brianna - 26, 03 2008 : Your momma hair line is so messed up that it forms the transformers sign!!!

yadira - 28, 03 2008 : all u jokers r fuckn gay!!!! get a life!!!!!

your name - 14, 04 2008 : shut up

your name - 14, 04 2008 : ho slut

your name - 14, 04 2008 : dooshes

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your name - 16, 04 2008 : yo moma so dirty when she got in the tub the water said ill wait

your name - 26, 04 2008 : u people r fucking fags

your name - 26, 04 2008 : big ass fags

me - 28, 04 2008 : yall r fucking gay...hos...sluts.....hors....bitches

bob marlie - 28, 04 2008 : lame

Tatersalad - 09, 05 2008 : Fail

inkaddic69 - 13, 05 2008 : wow, just shut the fuck up and go kill yourselves, all of you dumb motherfuckers, this foum might be better if your shit was actually funny. FUKN FAGS

trent J - 13, 05 2008 : really every one of u stupid fags gotta fuck right off and come up wit some good jokes ALL YOUR JOKES SUCK HAIRY NUT SACKS!!!!!!

trent J - 13, 05 2008 : YEA AINT GOT NOTTIN TO SAY NOW DO YA FUCKIN GOOFS!!

CaseyStone - 14, 05 2008 : Hahahahaha, fuckin NOBS

thad - 24, 05 2008 : this joke freaking sucks big time

ASS - 09, 06 2008 : F-YOU

bubba - 18, 06 2008 : that was stupid

Dilia - 29, 06 2008 : dat dont make sense

mark - 19, 08 2008 : yo moma smell like two cans of bounce that as

mark - 19, 08 2008 : suck this big d*CK

critict - 29, 08 2008 : that sucked bigger balls than you

fuck nuts - 02, 09 2008 : yo moma is so hairy her lagnuage is wookey ooooohohhhhhh

your name - 02, 09 2008 : suck the fuckin hairs off some girls penus

your name - 02, 09 2008 :

yo momma - 25, 09 2008 : yo momma is just l a vacume.. she sucks and blows d gets laid in the closet. OOOOHHHH badmanz

yo momma - 25, 09 2008 : is like a PS2she gets turned on by little children

bhbdfbhdbf - 03, 10 2008 : jndjkdbnfcvhlkfsv idk

your name - 14, 11 2008 : that joke old is hell

wuz up - 08, 01 2009 : yo man my moms a toothpick!

mj - 09, 01 2009 : i agree wit trent and inkaddic69

Psyko - 16, 01 2009 : this yo momma joke is ancient like yo momma

hitler - 02, 03 2009 : im gonna gas all u fucking jews

hitler - 02, 03 2009 : suck on my non jew balls you fucking gypsies

your name - 18, 03 2009 : i sucked your mum

amber=) - 26, 04 2009 : srry ppl who ever made dis dam joke is fukkin stupid

amber=) - 26, 04 2009 :

amber=) - 26, 04 2009 : cuz itz FUKKIN LAME!! big time

quentin - 25, 05 2009 : I will suck your dick

Quinn Clow - 03, 06 2009 : I like fuckin men

Quinn Clow - 03, 06 2009 : I like fuckin men

Quinn Clue - 03, 06 2009 : I like men and sex

Craven - 03, 06 2009 : I love obama

josh mark - 03, 06 2009 : I WANT TO MERRY KOBE BRYANT

CUNTS - 02, 07 2009 : yo mammas hair is so short she could use rice as her hair curlers

your mama - 09, 07 2009 : shut the fuck up assshole

your mama - 09, 07 2009 : shut the fuck up assshole

your name - 20, 08 2009 : ulgy boy stop

your name - 24, 09 2009 : your comments

your name - 24, 09 2009 : your comments

your name - 24, 09 2009 : your comments

your name - 07, 10 2009 : YOUR MOM IS A PUSSY

BOB - 07, 10 2009 : INDIANS FTW

BOB - 07, 10 2009 :

BOB - 07, 10 2009 : `

BOB - 07, 10 2009 : INDIANS ARE DADA BOMb

lol - 18, 12 2009 : thats fuckin hilarious

your name - 24, 12 2009 : fuk off

your name - 24, 12 2009 : coons

nessssssss - 05, 01 2010 : hahaha

nokie - 16, 01 2010 : your mama is so fat need a bus to walk to the stor

WTF - 16, 05 2010 : How can i read this shit?

yo - 25, 05 2010 : your comments

yo - 25, 05 2010 : yo mama is soo hairy she got afros growin out of her nippels

what up - 27, 05 2010 : yo mammas so fat she needs a map to find her belly button

what up - 27, 05 2010 : yo mammas so fat when she whore a yellow rain people shouted taxi

your name - 29, 05 2010 : yomammanso fat sh

your name - 29, 05 2010 : she need a flash lit to find herself

your name - 29, 06 2010 : Hahhaa x

your name - 22, 09 2010 : Ur mums so dat her cereal bowl chums with a life guard

lil gutta - 23, 09 2010 : stupid ass hell

your name - 23, 09 2010 : dum ass bitch

your name - 15, 10 2010 : FCK U NIGGA

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Bitch - 22, 10 2010 : your comments

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Bitch - 22, 10 2010 : jlll

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jeally bean - 20, 11 2010 : yo mama so poor she lives in a cardboard box and the banks about to reposses that

your name - 09, 12 2010 : 47

sean - 04, 04 2011 : tell your momma im mad at her and her jagged teeth... a circumcizion is a one time proceedure and ive already had mine

sean - 04, 04 2011 : tell yo momma to stop wearin blue lipstick my balls are startin to look like smurfs

sean - 04, 04 2011 : eat it bitches

your name - 26, 04 2011 : yo mammas so ugly. she walk into a strip club and they pay her to keep her cloths on

your name - 26, 04 2011 : yo mammas so ugly. she walk into a strip club and they pay her to keep her cloths on

your name - 21, 11 2011 : yall are crazy calm down

your name - 25, 08 2012 : your comments

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daven bent - 31, 03 2014 : yo child is yo fuck her i fuck her

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